Thursday, April 8, 2010

did she really just say that?

ok, so in biology today we were dissecting a baby pig. i know, so sad. the little guy didn't even see it coming. but really, he didn't see if coming because he was a fetal pig and had never even seen the light of day. but anyways, so today we were just doing our thing, you know looking at the organs and what not. and then we had to find the small intestine and UNRAVEL it and then measure it. have you ever unraveled a small intestine? it is not an easy task my friend. but did you know that your small intestine is on average FIVE TIMES longer than your height? that is nuts! but anyways, so i was unraveling this bad boy when my lab partner (who I'm pretty sure is a wiccan, or just really loves cats. i feel like the two go hand in hand) but she goes "see, this is one of the reason i don't do cannibalism". and i was like WHAT THE H, did she really just say that? who thinks about that? I am pretty sure eating people was the last thing on my mind, while working with that fetal pig. so after i took a step away (because she was holding a scalpel) i said, "oh..haha.. yeah." because really, what else can you say? But also, that is the ONLY reason why she wouldn't eat people? she said, that looking at all the organs would make her not want to be a cannibal. and i was like i am pretty sure, and by pretty sure I mean absolutely certain, that i have never wanted to eat a human. and then this girl at my table was like, do you think people still eat people? and my LP goes, "oh yeah, I'm sure" and I was like" ..ok, so the small intestine" because i was totally done with this freaking weird conversation. and so needless to say, my LP really freaks me out.

but I just thought it was so weird, but sort of funny so I thought I'd share.
haha?

1 comment:

  1. the small intestine is larger than the large intestine... ironic much?

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