Here’s the deal. I have this one idea that no one seems to agree with it. When I bring it up in casual conversation most people (ie, mckayla and everyone else), don’t really seem to understand my passion for this idea. the idea that dogs are gross. now don’t get me wrong, I love me a good pup (and I LOVE my pup earnie who I miss dearly) but despite that, they are still gross, and here is why. THEY DONT WEAR PANTS! think about it. think about it real hard. dogs run around, doing there own thing outside, and then they come in and just sit on everything. its gross. they don’t even use toilet paper, not ok. and I know there are a lot of arguments against my opinion (believe me, I have heard them from mckayla) but I still feel very strongly about this. It just totally grosses me out that dogs sit on beds, and couches and even on the floor, where I sit, or lay down. weirds me out big time. But you see, there is not a solution for this problem. Because I am not about to put pants on my dog (I wont get into my issues with dogs wearing sweaters) and so there is no way to fix this issue. My solution is to just not have a dog when I get older. I will continue to love my dog earnie (poor guy probably couldn't find pants that fit) but when I graduate, unless my family really has a need/love for a dog, I don’t know that I will have one because it totally freaks me out. Does anyone else agree with me? Someone has to, right? I sure hope so. It's totally weird I know, but its just one of those things that really bother me and I hope to someday find someone who feels the same way.
here is what Earn-dawg looks like.
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